$ELONAIRE
🚀 BUY NOW
$ELONAIRE
🚀 BUY NOW
The meme coin that asks the real questions: Could end world hunger in 36 days... but chose Mars instead. 🚀💀
The combined wealth that could transform the world... but is instead funding private space races and social media acquisitions. We're not jealous, we're just... observant. 👀
According to the UN, world hunger could be significantly addressed with about $40B. That's... less than some rocket budgets. But hey, Mars needs us more than hungry kids, right? 💀
Why solve problems on Earth when you can create new ones on Mars? It's called innovation, sweaty. Look it up. 🧠
$ELONAIRE exists to highlight the absurdity of extreme wealth inequality. We're not financial advisors. We're comedians with blockchain access. 💀🔥
Download Phantom or Solflare wallet. Set it up and secure your seed phrase like it's a billionaire's tax returns.
Buy SOL from your favorite exchange and send it to your wallet. Unlike rockets, this actually takes seconds.
Go to Raydium or Jupiter, connect your wallet, and swap SOL for $ELONAIRE. Welcome to the revolution!
Join the community, spread the satire, and watch billionaires nervously check Twitter. Diamond hands, baby! 💎🙌